empyreancatastrophe: (welcome to my ted talk)
Joshua Rosfield ([personal profile] empyreancatastrophe) wrote in [community profile] songerein_ooc 2024-02-06 01:30 am (UTC)

Your terms are acceptable.

Joshua will prepare a kiddie pool full of ultra-filtered water to keep his big bro turbo hydrated. A second kiddie pool will be provided to catch all of Clive’s glorious manly tears. A third pool is negotiable for swimmies to supplement walkies. Dramatic carrying and hugs will be made available on days that end in “y”, except for the third Sunday of every other month, which is reserved for lengthy internal monologues and gazing wistfully at the stars.

I’ll also have to add an addendum to the agreement:

Clive may have to deal with multiple instances of being greeted with various iterations of “Oh, so YOU’RE Clive”.

Additionally, Joshua may or may not be in a bit of a long-term pickle so some hovering might be a good thing. You didn’t hear it from me, tho.

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