{ enable me please meme: february 2024 }

[dreamposts]

enable me plz
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Welcome to our Enable Me Plz meme! We have two different forms for your use. The one you see right now is for EMP ads for players who have a character they're interested in bringing in and could use some feedback or encouragement. Also serves for anyone who just want to express their interest of hey, this is who I want to bring! For those advertising themselves, include information about the character and what you hope to do while in game! It's a great opportunity for questions, too.

As for image limitations, the code will automatically resize large images widths to 200px (images under 200px won't be affected) so you can use whatever you want that looks good. Gifs, static, whatever fits.

You can put multiple ads in one comment or make them separate, whatever you prefer!

EMP CODE:
<div style="padding-top: 20px; width: 500px; display: flex; flex-wrap: wrap; align-items: center;"> <div style="width: 200px;"><center><img src="IMAGEURL" style="max-width: 200px; border: 4px solid #fff; border-radius:10%; box-shadow: #b8b6ba 1px 1px 8px 2px;"></center></div> <div style="width: 280px; padding: 10px 0 10px 0; font-size: 14pt; color: #423e31; text-align: center; text-transform: uppercase; text-shadow: 2px 2px 4px #999; border-top: 1px solid #dbd9dd; border-bottom: 1px solid #dbd9dd;"><span style="font-size:20pt;">CHARACTER NAME</span> CANON </div><div style="width: 100%; padding: 5px;"></div> <div style="width: 100%; padding: 0 15px 15px 15px; border: 1px solid #b8b6ba; border-radius: 20px;"> <div style="margin: auto; width: 95%; text-align: justify; box-sizing:content-box;"> WRITE ALL YOUR INFO!! And whatever else you'd like to talk about. Questions are welcome! Reminder that images will be automatically resized to a width 200px. </div></div> </div>

APP THIS PLZ

This post doubles as an App This Please as well, so current players who wish to make advertisements for their casts or other canons they'd wish to see will use this format to make them stand out! Write whatever you want, include current the current cast, whatever will help encourage others to join the game. What you write might come in handy for the official EMP, too!

To help keep down the clutter, try to make any images be at a height of 200px max. Being over won't be the end of the world, but having a super long image will mean more scrolling.

ATP CODE:
<div style="padding-top: 20px; width: 500px; display: flex; flex-direction: column; gap: 8px;"> <div style="width: 100%;"><center><img src="IMAGEURL" style="max-width: 500px; border: 4px solid #fff; border-radius:10%; box-shadow: #b8b6ba 1px 1px 8px 2px;"></center></div> <div style="width: 100%; padding: 10px 0 10px 0; font-size: 20pt; color: #423e31; text-align: center; text-transform: uppercase; text-shadow: 2px 2px 4px #999; border-top: 1px solid #dbd9dd; border-bottom: 1px solid #dbd9dd;">CANON </div> <div style="width: 100%; margin: auto; border: 1px solid #b8b6ba; border-radius: 20px; padding: 0 15px 15px 15px"> <div style="margin: auto; width: 95%; text-align: justify; box-sizing:content-box;"> WRITE ALL THE INFO HERE!!! Include any current castmates and who you'd like to see! Reminder that the image will not automatically resize height, so try to crop any header images to be a height of ~200-300px. </div></div> </div>

Comments

[empyreancatastrophe]

Your terms are acceptable.

Joshua will prepare a kiddie pool full of ultra-filtered water to keep his big bro turbo hydrated. A second kiddie pool will be provided to catch all of Clive’s glorious manly tears. A third pool is negotiable for swimmies to supplement walkies. Dramatic carrying and hugs will be made available on days that end in “y”, except for the third Sunday of every other month, which is reserved for lengthy internal monologues and gazing wistfully at the stars.

I’ll also have to add an addendum to the agreement:

Clive may have to deal with multiple instances of being greeted with various iterations of “Oh, so YOU’RE Clive”.

Additionally, Joshua may or may not be in a bit of a long-term pickle so some hovering might be a good thing. You didn’t hear it from me, tho.

[firebrandish]

Listen, we know that lengthy internal monologues and wistful gazing are extremely important contributions to society, but sparing like two minutes for a hug isn't too much to ask.

... Swimmies are acceptable.

Clive is going to wonder just how Joshua was describing him to people. Tall, handsome, huge muscles? Intimidating but surprisingly sensitive?

Also, whose ass needs kicking? Who would dare pickle a Joshua?? Clive will fight them.

[empyreancatastrophe]

Okay, fair. Wistful gazing, hugs, and internal monologues are too important to be regulated. 😩

He said exactly all of those things! They just happened to come out as “He likes swords”, “He’s really strong”, and “He’s the best big brother ever and I will personally end anyone who tries to say otherwise” (paraphrased). But the intent was there!

And the neat thing about the pickling is that Joshua is responsible. It’s a self-pickle! He needs an adult.

[firebrandish]

... He does like swords. This is acceptable.

Now Joshua, we need to talk about this pickling. Is that much vinegar good for your health? Anyway, we both know that you're the brains of this outfit! Clive is the muscly sword one! Will swords help in this situation? Where's Jill when you need her...

[empyreancatastrophe]

Okay but look at his hair you can't say he doesn't do some kind of apple cider vinegar concoction to keep it that shiny. That's it. That's the pickling.

BUT to loop you in on in-game stuff, Joshua's been accidentally sometimes on purpose absorbing some not so great dark shadowy stuff but that's just continuing an age old tradition, it's fine.




...man, they both really need Jill to take care of them, don't they.

[firebrandish]

What does Clive know about apple cider vinegar? He looks like he's just rolled through a slightly-muddy puddle 90% of the time. Anyway.

Clive is going to shake him. Cough up the not-so-great-dark-shadowy stuff this instant or so help me, I will turn this game around.

[empyreancatastrophe]

Actual footage of Clive trying to convince Joshua to not do something stupid to help others:

[firebrandish]

I MEAN... YEAH